Asked to justify his assertion Prof. Dawkins argued:
“Apparently he’s a Philosopher but I’ve spoken to a wide and varied range of Atheist Philosophers from the likes of Oxford all the way to the likes of Cambridge and none of them have ever heard of him, let alone believe he exists.”
But he has a PhD from the University of Birmingham a red brick, Russell Group university that has produced eight Nobel prize winners.
University of Birmingham…hmm…is that in Eastern Europe? Look, I’ve got nothing against Arabs, I think it’s really admirable that they are imitating the UK isn’t it? But they will probably sell you a PhD for 100 Euros and throw in a Llama for good measure.
I saw William Lane Craig debate Stephen Law at Methodist Central Hall on 17th October. I said “hi” to him afterwards. Obviously, I believe he exists, I’ve met him.
Prof. Dawkins became very angry at this and shouted:
“How can you believe in someone who says the kind of things he says!? You’re not rational! You’re not moral! You should be humiliated, made to wear a dunce hat, paraded through the streets and excommunicated. You should not be able to walk five yards without someone spitting in your face because you’re so irrational! Shame on you! You shouldn’t even be able to work as someone who sweeps the streets! You shouldn’t be allowed to iron the clothes of someone who sweeps the streets! You can only clean the shoes of the person who irons the clothes of someone who sweeps the streets but only so that you’re not leaching from the state.”
Some critics have accused you of being overly angry and unpleasant, how do you respond to that?:
I don’t understand that. I am more pleasant than Mahatma Gandhi, seriously I am! I’m so nice, I make the teletubbies look diabolically evil. It’s just when I hear people teaching the sort of things that William Lane Craig (aka the Spaghetti Monster) teaches, especially to children I go ape. Properly ape. I’m like a rabid dog in a corner. Find me like that and I would spit venom into the eyes of Tinky Winky if he believed in William Lane Craig.
What do you make of William Lane Craig’s arguments?:
AAARRRRHHGGHH don’t mention his name! It burns my ears!
Ok, what do you make of WLC’s arguments?:
You mean his supposed arguments of the supposed WLC? Well obviously I’ve won haven’t I?
You’ve won? But you haven’t even debated with him:
Ha! You can’t lose a debate with someone who doesn’t exist can you? So I’ve won. I’m the winner, na na na-na na.
Will you be picking up the gauntlet at the Sheldonian Theatre on 25th October?:
That event doesn’t even exist, it’s not real, it’s not happening, I can’t hear you lalalalalalalalala.
"I am more pleasant than Mahatma Gandhi, seriously I am!" (pic source: http://tinyurl.com/5uscxco)
Disclaimer: Richard Dawkins has not actually said any of these things. This is a fictionalised interview for comedic purposes.
